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Should I buy this spoon that can French kiss a milk frog?

As everyone knows, late night is when impulsive spending is most likely to occur.

Physiologically, this phenomenon is attributed to the fact that the prefrontal cortex, which governs rational decision-making, sees its activity drop by nearly 40% during the early morning hours. Psychologically, the explanation is that after a whole day, our self-control willpower "battery" is depleted, making us prone to impulsive behavior.

Although the process is very complicated... regardless, the result is always simple—whenever I see skins, full-price games, gacha items, and the corresponding decrease in my balance inexplicably appear in my account, strong regret inevitably wells up in my heart.

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

But there is good news regarding this issue. Recently, I discovered a WeChat mini-program called "Wallet, Please Wait." If used properly, it can promptly interrupt various impulsive spending urges and help you save a significant amount of money.

As for its specific function... let's just "watch the VCR" first:

For example, facing the "limited-time scarcity marketing" that appears in various game stores nowadays, you'll definitely hesitate: buying feels like the price is set too high; not buying makes you fear missing out on a rare opportunity.

At this point, before finalizing your order, you can upload your purchase intent to "Wallet, Please Wait," allowing others who see it—especially players who have bought the same item—to evaluate whether the transaction is truly worth it.

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

Another example is dealing with common hesitant spending moments in life, such as whether to take a taxi on a rainy day or whether to treat yourself to a good meal after a busy day. You can upload these to "Wallet, Please Wait" and consider what others would do before making a final decision—perhaps, under the influence of this "large-scale internet fiscal budget meeting," you'll save that money.

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

After seeing these two examples, you should have a preliminary understanding of how to use "Wallet, Please Wait": whenever you hesitate over items that are optional buys, you can upload your purchase intent to "Wallet, Please Wait," allowing other users to vote and discuss, achieving "listening to both sides makes you enlightened," helping you better judge whether the purchase is necessary.

Of course, "Wallet, Please Wait" and its "user approvals" do not directly control your balance—even if your purchase idea receives opposition from everyone after being posted, the money is still in your hands, and you can completely "ignore the risks and continue buying."

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

However, this doesn't mean "Wallet, Please Wait" is useless. In today's era of rampant consumerism, apart from necessities like food, clothing, shelter, and transportation, many needs posted on "Wallet, Please Wait" are artificially created by meme trends and the like—such as this spoon that lets you experience "French kissing with a baby doll."

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

Previously, we often heard about or experienced situations where, after buying enjoyment-oriented consumer goods like figurines or game consoles that older generations consider "not proper work," we dared not admit how much we actually spent. Considering the huge generation gap and differences in consumption concepts, as long as it doesn't involve excessive advance consumption or illegal activities, such practices are often considered understandable.

But if something makes peers with similar consumption habits think you're wasting money, you probably are. If you buy it carelessly, you'll likely regret it later. However, if you post it on "Wallet, Please Wait" before placing the order, maybe everyone will scold you awake, changing the timeline where money gets wasted.

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

Furthermore, due to the existence of "rejection reasons," besides constantly receiving messages that your "consumption approval was rejected by netizens," you can sometimes find reliable alternative suggestions in those rejection reasons—although sometimes the alternatives suggested are things like "get free video streaming subscriptions with broadband installation," "sneak into concerts wearing a security guard uniform," or "claim you died to get a full refund on flight tickets," stuff you'd only see on the "real dark web" platform Xianyu... but hey, did you save money or not?

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

At this point, the official usage of "Wallet, Please Wait" has basically been explained.

But as you know, since "Wallet, Please Wait" has certain attributes of an "internet social platform" beyond its primary job, in an era where almost everyone can play with abstract memes, its style is certainly not as simple as mentioned above.

Although "Wallet, Please Wait" was originally developed to help you save money—the more you browse, especially when encountering some rather outrageous purchase intents, you might sometimes start thinking in reverse, adding items that others put up for approval into your own shopping cart.

Let me put it bluntly: who can resist buying a big smiley-face baby balloon that looks incredibly fierce, can be taken out for a "walk," and costs only ten yuan?

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

Moreover, regarding product content, besides being influenced to buy things you didn't plan to, you can witness all sorts of whimsical ideas and their accompanying outrageous products while browsing the "Approval Plaza."

For instance, I never imagined someone would buy a cat-shaped mascot costume just to test whether cats experience the same "uncanny valley" effect as humans.

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

At this stage, we are far from reaching the limits of "Wallet, Please Wait's" functionality. Not only the items being approved, but any section allowing custom input becomes a playground for people to unleash their infinite abstract potential.

Carefully filling out the "purchase reason" not only helps you decide whether to save that money based on approval rates but also offers chances to discover more cost-effective alternatives, killing two birds with one stone—but that's thinking like a loser.

If you don't fully showcase your talent for doggerel poetry and your understanding of the RMB-to-Vietnamese Dong exchange rate, you're undoubtedly wasting your abstract soul.

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

The "alternatives" in approval content can also inspire people to think outside the box, proposing some shocking answers beyond common options like same brand or same price range.

An ancient saying goes, "With thousands of rooms, one only needs six feet to sleep at night; with vast wealth, one only eats three meals a day." Since the main purpose of a house, no matter how large, is to provide shelter from wind and rain, using a bridge underpass as an alternative to a house should be pretty much the same.

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

Even the most basic operating mode of "Wallet, Please Wait," which is "consumption approval," can be used as material for shenanigans in games with economic systems.

Besides asking whether a skin appearing in the daily shop is worth buying, as a "Valorant junior," you can also take this opportunity to discuss with other players whether a tripwire costing 200 yuan is still worth buying when you already have four teammates acting as cameras.

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

Even if you really have no creative ideas yourself and can only scratch your head watching others have fun with their antics, you can still act as a "cyber Lao Ba."

Given that Lao Ba eating "Ao Li Gei" (feces) is itself an alternative to extreme stunts like "Tiger Crossing the River" and "Double Tap"... I can only say that although this post content is somewhat indecent, the poster indeed fulfilled the spirit of alternative price comparison advocated by the "Wallet, Please Wait" platform.

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

Of course, whenever this happens, we face a rather serious question: after being used for abstract humor and memes, will the original purpose of "Wallet, Please Wait" be compromised, just like how "item-for-item trading" once turned into "exchanging a max-level Bear Run account for a Porsche"?

The good news is, after browsing random recommendations for a while, I found that such abstract content is ultimately rare; you might not see even one after scrolling through ten or twenty posts. If this frequency can be maintained, occasionally encountering an abstract version of approval content could actually serve as a nice change of pace.

Additionally, the mini-program's developer, "Huoshan," recently added a blocked words feature—so currently, this issue is not much of a concern.

The bad news is that although meme-playing hasn't affected the original ecosystem of "Wallet, Please Wait," as this mini-program becomes more famous and given its inherent "comment and discussion" feature, many non-consumption-related issues—especially headache-inducing relationship disputes—have also appeared in the feed.

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

According to feedback posted by some users, after gaining popularity, the section of "Wallet, Please Wait" where users can freely express opinions has seen some unfriendly content due to differing consumption values among users, contradicting the original intention of friendly communication.

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

Besides that, behaviors familiar to everyone, such as "copycat apps with identical icons and names" and "people using posts to subtly advertise software," have also appeared within "Wallet, Please Wait"...

"Wallet, Please Wait" was initially a mini-program created single-handedly by the developer "Huoshan" out of passion, and currently has only a small operations team. According to official announcements, although they have maintained and rectified the mini-program in response to current issues, there will still be situations where plans cannot keep up with changes.

你们说,我要不要买这个能和奶蛙舌吻的勺子?

Although "Wallet, Please Wait" has fully demonstrated its importance and practicality in the current "pure living era" over the past few months, whether it can withstand the various old problems surging from the internet era after a significant expansion in user numbers remains unknown.

Regardless, the sudden viral success of "Wallet, Please Wait" has had a very positive impact—even if you've never used this mini-program before, learning about it might prompt thoughts like "think twice before paying," helping you save some money.

As for whether the money-saving effect improves after using it... actually, based on my personal experience, most of the time, the approvals I initiate on "Wallet, Please Wait" often fail to reach the set number of approvers. The reality is usually that after the system-set 24 hours pass, the previously urgent desire to spend automatically dissipates.

So, if you don't want to go through the trouble of opening the mini-program and editing various reasons, you might as well try locking your phone screen and tossing it aside when you're hesitating over a purchase, implementing a bit of "physical isolation."