Bro is daydreaming again.
Daydreaming about having a tsundere brat girl childhood friend.
She likes me very much and has strong possessiveness. Every day, she puts on a mocking face, shouting "zako zako" to provoke (reward) me, just to get my attention.
Besides the brat girl, there are idol trainees, contrast-type gyarus, student council presidents, professional assassins, and a series of S-class beautiful girls by my side, all spending our youth in a school romantic comedy-like life.
"It's Annoying Enough Just Being Your Childhood Friend! ~Starting from Breaking Off Relations, Unfolding a School Life Counterattack with an S-Class Beautiful Girl"
Bro is daydreaming again.
Daydreaming about dating an introverted girlfriend who appears cold on the outside but is actually soft and shy inside. She usually responds to the outside world with a cold, defensive posture, but turns bright red as soon as she sees me.
"Monster Girl Caramel Flavor"
What's even cooler is that my introverted girlfriend can transform into Godzilla—she can tear down buildings with her bare hands below and shoot lasers from her mouth above. This is every boy's dream, so cool, right?
Bro is daydreaming again.
Daydreaming about traveling back ten years. First buy Bitcoin, then trade precious metals, and don't forget to strategically invest in AI and new energy. Each step uses the highest leverage to achieve the highest returns. One wrong move would become a cautionary tale, and even Warren Buffett would have to respect me as the Godfather of Finance.
"FX Warrior Kurumi"
Bro, I know you have the same confusion as I do—
Why? Why are all these things just my fantasies?
Clearly, my Adventure Rank in Genshin Impact has reached level 60, my rank in Naruto Mobile has hit Super Kage, I haven't missed a single isekai trash anime or school romance anime each season, and I'm also a galgame master—as long as a girl pops up a dialogue box, I can easily conquer her—
But why, in real life, do I have neither money nor a girlfriend? The most intimate moment I have with the opposite sex is at best calling someone "mom" in Valorant?
Is it possible that in some timeline, I made all the right choices at key moments, not only earning a huge fortune but also marrying a tsundere brat girl, reaching the peak of life?
If you want to know the answer to this question, why not ask the amazing Wild Dog.exe Doctor?
On social media platforms, countless people share their happy moments every day—some post scenic photos from their gap year travels, others share sweet daily moments with their partners, and some brag about winning the lottery... Countless beautiful stories reach your eyes through the internet.
But more people have nothing, only able to drool in the comment sections, wondering why such good things never happen to them.
At this point, Wild Dog.exe Doctor would appear in the comment section.
Who exactly is Wild Dog.exe Doctor?
As the owner of the Time Stone, Wild Dog.exe Doctor can perceive every branch of parallel universes. When the Avengers were fighting Thanos with slim chances of victory, he managed to find the one timeline out of 14,000,605 where the Avengers emerged victorious.
In other words, if Wild Dog.exe Doctor is willing, he can easily find the timeline where your wishes come true among countless others.
Scrolling through short videos today, I saw a manga protagonist with a car and house, excellent academics, a girlfriend at school, a virtuous younger sister at home, lacking only two large black dogs tied by the courtyard gate.
Looking at the shrimp-headed Tachi warrior friends in the game group, every time they attempt a Dragon Strike, they miss. But fortunately, this misfortune turns into blessing, as they receive special care from the female Tianzun in the group. During teaching and guidance, their feelings spark like grinding stones sharpening blades, quickly falling in love, and finally entering the marriage hall together.
Everyone opens the comment section, wanting to vent their anger and curse the protagonist for stealing their lives, only to find Wild Dog.exe Doctor sitting right there—not hiding, not dodging, not evading, not fleeing. With just one phrase, "Even you can have such good luck," he steadily catches himself.
The reason Wild Dog.exe Doctor carries firewood for everyone is that he has also experienced lows—having both hands broken by a car, being thrown onto snow-covered mountains, being killed by Madome countless times... During those disappointing moments, no one ever asked Wild Dog.exe Doctor if his hands hurt.
Having been caught in the rain, one naturally wants to hold an umbrella for others. Wild Dog.exe Doctor can't bear to see netizens suffer grievances like he did, so he closes his eyes and searches desperately, beginning to evaluate 1145141919810 timelines—let's just say, the probability of a good ending is lower than gacha games forcing you to spend money, but fortunately, it's not zero. Wild Dog.exe Doctor can always sift gold from dung, finding the perfect life everyone desires in the endless multiverse.
Since Wild Dog.exe Doctor has done so many good deeds, why don't netizens refer to him by his original name "Doctor Strange," instead calling him "Wild Dog.exe Doctor"?
Among countless timelines, there are naturally countless Doctor Stranges, with individual differences between doctors in each timeline—in different timelines, you can be Truman from "The Truman Show" or the great Gatsby from "The Great Gatsby"; Doctor Strange is no exception. He may possess profound power, or he may just be a nobody on the street.
Among the countless doctors encountered in the comment sections, not every one is reliable. In the parallel universe where thousands compete for a single spot, they also face the pressure of educational streaming. Not every wild Dog.exe can eventually become a doctor—
An American guy skillfully used the Space Stone with enormous energy, successfully finding the perfect timeline where everyone achieves happiness. Verdict: PhD student.
Another American guy had poor mastery over the Space Stone and minimal energy, failing to find the perfect timeline. Verdict: community college student.
There's another American guy who doesn't know how to use the Space Stone at all, staring blankly. Verdict: born from mom.
Doctor Strange, who failed to find the perfect timeline, naturally faces pressure from netizens: The perfect timeline isn't completely absent; it's like water in a sponge—if you're willing to squeeze, there's always some. The reason it can't be found now is ultimately because your abilities as Wild Dog.exe Doctor are lacking. Rather than wasting everyone's time, you'd better focus on timing your entry into factory work.
It must be said, the netizens' words aren't wrong. Even if studies don't go well, life must go on. So, some Wild Dog.exe Doctors give up observing the future and pursue other careers.
Some went to New Oriental to study culinary arts—although it's not their major, using the Time Stone to provide heat for new energy stoves is more than sufficient. Although Chef Strange can't find a timeline to fill your empty heart, he can at least light the stove and fill your empty stomach with delicious meals.
Dr. Atour chooses to slack off, focusing mainly on sleeping everywhere. When you ask him how to achieve happiness, he retorts that you should always go to bed early. Going to sleep early means losing nothing, and a good night's sleep is more important than anything else. Even when observing timelines, he prioritizes checking whether everyone sleeps well in the future.
Dr. JM deeply understands that "distant water won't quench immediate thirst." Rather than searching for a future that's neither visible nor tangible, it's better to give people satisfaction in the present. Moreover, after satisfying their immediate needs, people will spontaneously start reflecting on the meaning of life. So, he cosplays as Galio making his heroic entrance, pretending to check timelines for netizens while actually outputting a series of mysterious codes that can only be intuitively understood but not explicitly explained.
In a way, Dr. JM has grasped the essence of netizens wanting to see the perfect timeline—it feels a bit like "quenching thirst by looking at plums." Everyone wants Wild Dog.exe Doctor to find his perfect timeline, mostly just to gain some comfort in the present.
The reason everyone expects that "perfect timeline" is because the internet never lacks examples of overnight success.
In this timeline, Liangzi can become an internet celebrity, and "Niu Lai" can break 60 million in box office revenue... Then there must be a timeline where Fan Xiaoqin develops 5G, and Pang Mailang performs at Budokan. Everyone assumes there is a perfect timeline; as long as you find that crucial opportunity to change the timeline, you can achieve happiness.
But the problem is, for most people who don't yet have it, the "perfect timeline" can only be admired from afar, not touched—no one knows where that golden opportunity lies, and the path to the perfect timeline is unknown. And uncertainty means that all the effort you put in before getting close to that timeline could become sunk costs.
And the appearance of Wild Dog.exe Doctor happens to keep a safe distance between you and the perfect timeline. Staying at this distance to observe from afar, the "perfect timeline" seems like flowers in a mirror or the moon in water, but even illusions can be appreciated, which is better than trying to fish the moon out of the water.
Before the future collapses into reality, it still holds infinite possibilities—you can become a world champion, an astronaut, enjoy Xizhilang jelly, sign a magical girl contract, or return in "Avengers 5: Doomsday."
Thinking about this, everyone can imagine having a tsundere brat girl girlfriend in the future in this terribly balanced "Earth Online," continuing to find joy amidst suffering.